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Joke of the Day

"Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh..."

"Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one."

"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"

"The biggest difference between men and women... Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."

"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."

"I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge."

"You know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes. One blue this way and one blue that way."

"Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague."

"The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks... ...is they tend to rub off on you."