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Joke of the Day

"What happens to a tapeworm after it dies? It will be interred."

"My shower had a bit of mildew- -but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!!"

"I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick."

"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."

"What did Harry Potter name his daughter? Harry Daughter."

"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."

"Hey websites, I will always ""skip intro"", so knock it off."

"What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene. An asian girl? Irene."

"Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?"

"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."