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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the ignorant proctologist? He didn't know shit."

"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"

"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."

"I try to do my job the way I have sex. Work fast and and get done quick"

"what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave"

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"

"I was talking with a friend about my car... I told him about how, now that I have a kid, the car isn't very practical. He offered me 3,000 dollars for it. Sucker, he's gonna hate being a dad."

"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."

"What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes Mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know Y."