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Joke of the Day

"Michael Schumacher. The second most damaging German fuckup in the French Alpines."

"Why did Tommy Drop drop his ice cream Because he got hit by the ice cream truck"

"I'm currently writing a musical about diggers trapped in a mine. I think it's gonna be in the key of A-flat minor."

"What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !"

"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"

"Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper ""I'm seeing someone"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints"

"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."

"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."

"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"