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Joke of the Day

"I've been stung by a bee."

"I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the bathroom then it's good enough for me."

"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"

"*hears a sound* haha lol wat if its a ghost *5 hours later* wwhat if it was a ghost"

"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."

"Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""A law"" ""A law who?"" ""Allahu Akbar"""

"The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be his friend."

"That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."

"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"