199610

Joke of the Day

"Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away you'd know where to find them."

"Why are gays never late for hotel check out? Because they get their shit packed the night before"

"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."

"A day in the life of a dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him on a daily basis."

"Me: How many legs does the dog have? 4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog."

"To enjoy gossip you really need to have a sense of rumour."

"Misplaced apostrophes are just as annoying as the question mark I've used here?"

"What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder"

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."

"My brother's joke I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!"