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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches."

"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""

"I have a confession to make: I masturbate in the shower. It feels good to come clean."

"A wolf in a river didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and an owl ""who'd"" back. The wolf replied ""What?"""

"How do you know when you've fucked an apple? When you're in cider"

"Why was Oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth."

"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."

"What did Quasimodo say while being whipped Beats me, but I have a hunch!"

"Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!"

"Windows - the only operating system that is compatible with all viruses."