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Joke of the Day
"I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better."
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"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7? I still love vista, baby"
"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""
"wife:Gotta go. You guys gonna be ok? me [making my Pop-Tart pop out of the toaster and trying to catch it] Come on! wife:9, you're in charge"
"What do you call a Beatles fan who happens to be a Chinese sadomasochistic member of the American Army? Yellow Submarine"
"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"
"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."
"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."
"As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar."
"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."