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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a restaurant for anorexics? The Empty Plate..."
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"There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while."
"I don't want to be racist.... so stop trying to make me to take up competitive running!"
"[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying* [2nd day] ""Get out!"""
"What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom? Bad mother faker."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"" The grasshopper says, ""You serve a drink called Irving?"""
"Wife holding bank statement: What's this payment? Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly? M: No, it's just for the one skydive"
"[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page"
"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"
"I put a ruler under my bed every night... so that I can measure how long I slept for"