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Joke of the Day

"Massive US Blizzard advancing North African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."

"Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way."

"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."

"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."

"Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story."

"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."

"Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car."

"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"

"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"

"I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries."