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Joke of the Day

"Massive US Blizzard advancing North African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."

"I used to be indecisive.... Now I'm not so sure."

"This hating of people breastfeeding in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to."

"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."

"These Mexican cannibals accidentally... These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook ""ay, what's for dinner?"" The cook says ""tacos al pastor"""

"One word to overcomplicate clickbait. [Inception](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ywg0j/one_word_to_overcomplicate_clickbait/)"

"Originally I didn't like having a beard but then it grew on me."

"So a Jew with a boner walks into a wall ..Breaks his glasses..."

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."

"How can you tell someone's a navy seal? they'll tell you in their novel."