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Joke of the Day

"Ain't no party like a missing child search party Cause a missing child search party don't stop."

"milk duds: when you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw"

"What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."

"FUN FACT: Bears hibernate in the winter just to get away from Christmas music..."

"I never wear red because I don't want to anger any bulls disguised as cab drivers or businessmen."

"I make love like a machine. Unfortunately it's a two-stroke engine."

"[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)"

"yeah girl.. shake that thing where poop comes out of. it really turns me on when your poop factory shakes faster than usual"

"You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care."

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."