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Joke of the Day
"Urine is the opposite of you're out."
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"Know what I hate more than a hipster? Two hipsters."
"my grandfather died in the Holocaust he fell off the watch tower."
"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."
"Looks like my milk is expiring tomorrow... Just like America."
"Best Ever Comedy Movies - Can You Guess The Movie Quote"
"So I met a terrorist the other day and asked him about his ethnicity. You wanna know what he said? I don't know, by then I ran."
"Almost had an accident due to texting while driving Barely hit send and some idiot slammed on his brakes! Luckily I only spilled my beer"
"Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! Does this smell like chloroform to you??"
"I failed my Health and Safety Test today apparently when they ask what steps you should take in case of a fire, large ones was not the correct answer"