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Joke of the Day
"Urine is the opposite of you're out."
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"What do you get when you cross a JOKE with a RHETORICAL QUESTION?"
"Signs a Woman Likes You: 1. Eye contact 2. Twirls her hair 3. Laughs at your jokes 4. Follows you 5. Keys your car 6. Kills you"
"The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris."
"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.."
"I had sex on a camping trip for the first time recently... It was fucking in tents."
"""slippery when wet"" signs should be on everything."
"Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name."
"Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale."