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Joke of the Day
"Why are turtles dangerous in China ? Because they can turtle you."
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"After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement. Ba-dum tss"
"Ted: ""Dad, why don't I have a middle name?"" Dad: ""Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first name is Adop"""
"Can February march? No, but April may. :-})"
"Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?"
"Why is a coin factory so logical? Because it makes cents."
"There's just 1 thing u can count on: fingers. And calculators. 2 things. Oh abacuses. Three. Jeez Im gonna need to make a list. Lists. Four."
"Why do Soviets use lowercase letters? Because they don't understand CAPitalism"
"Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, thereby wasting electricity on air conditioning, causing climate change and dooming us all."
"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."