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Joke of the Day
"What is the similarity between a black man and a bike? They both only work with a chain on."
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"My dog and I have a system together. We both eat, then we walk... Then we both shit in my neighbors lawn."
"What kind of coffee do terrorists hate? French press. (Too soon?)"
"I'm on a plane with the dad from Home Alone and it's taking all my strength to not scream ""WE FORGOT KEVIN!"""
"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"
"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"
"4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea"
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"So after how many speeding tickets am I qualified to be an honorary race car driver?"