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Joke of the Day

"Economists... If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."

"*yells from space* Did you kill that spider?!"

"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."

"What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo"

"What should we name this ancient Japanese throwing knife? A: Let's just name it the first thing that comes to mind, think you can handle that? B: Sure I can."

"What is Hitler's favorite drink? concentrated jews"

"The problem with political jokes... ...is that they always get elected."

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?"

"*storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS"