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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you poop a little bit in your pants by accident? A shituation."

"My wife said she's leaving me due to my obsession with breakfast cereals. I replied cheerios then."

"Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair? You would too if you had no reflection."

"It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them... The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."

"What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"I don't understand... ...how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and yet my wife can have 152 just for our house."

"What did the curtain rod say to the blinds? Nice shades. (sorry)"

"Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home."

"What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France? Condom-Mints"