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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you poop a little bit in your pants by accident? A shituation."
Next Joke
"An Mexican, African American, and Jew walk into a bar... the bartender says *get the fuck out*."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."
"I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported."
"The only way I can appreciate a beautiful view is by taking a picture of it with my phone & looking at it on the screen."
"What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos."
"My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner."
"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""
"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""
"damn girl are you my old Gamecube? because for some reason i cant turn you on anymore but we used to have alot of fun"