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Joke of the Day
"Why did Obama get two terms? Because black men always get a longer sentence"
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"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"
"[meeting at amc network] ""Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?"""
"How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"Dear Girl Scouts, Your Mints did not make me Thin. ps. Please send more."
"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...The first one says: ""I'll have some H2O"" The second one says: ""I'll have some water too"" The first scientist got angry because his assassination attempt failed."
"I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position."
"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."
"Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."
"What did the toaster say to the bread? I want you inside me."