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Joke of the Day

"I think everyone agrees that the lowest form of earth on this planet are child pornographers. They are the scum of the earth and should be tried as adults."

"Someone ripped the pages out of both ends of my dictionary today. It just goes from bad to worse!"

"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."

"I like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"What's E.T. short for? His legs are small."

"Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The cock came first."

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."