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Joke of the Day

"SANTA: Mhm, and I see here that you have the power of flight, which wo- SUPERMAN W/ ANTLERS TIED TO HIS HEAD: Look, I really need this job."

"Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead."

"I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music? Me'lody"

"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do i"

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom"

"Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it? (Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty."

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot."

"No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee."

"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."

"When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year."