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Joke of the Day

"Just asked my hairstylist for the ""Bieber."" He shaved off all my pubic hair."

"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."

"Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder"

"Protip: Never take your wife with you to your annual checkup. She will tell the doctor way too much about you."

"I saw some girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off... ...so i rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"The gun that killed Reddit Went **Pao Pao Pao**"

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Get in the Batmobile Robin."""

"I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked."

"I've spent today analysing some statistics about how drunk people walk. They're just staggering."

"Classic Norm MacDonald joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"