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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures."
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"I'M POOPING MY PANTS I MEAN I'M PUKING MY PANTS I MEAN I'M PEEING MY PANTS I REALLY DONT WANT THESE PANTS ANYMORE."
"What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal? ...a hamburger."
"What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in."
"It's like Grandma used to say, ""All men are hilarious, until you marry one."""
"If my girlfriend is late for work & looking for keys, I help by following her around the house & looking in exactly the same spots she does."
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"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"