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Joke of the Day
"In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami"
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"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."
"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A Meowntain"
"Whenever me and the wife watch a film, I can always tell if it's going to be shit. She's picked it."
"What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham"
"I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid."
"I'm not an elitist. I'm far better than that."
"A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named ""Double Entendre"" So the barkeeper gives it to her."
"What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter? Virgin Mobile."
"Had a dream last night.. about eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up in the morning, I noticed my pillow was missing."