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Joke of the Day

"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"

"Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up."

"If NASCAR wants me to believe it's not a sport for idiots, they should stop reminding the drivers to start their engines."

"Boxer briefs Digging my Dick out of boxer briefs, is like clawing gum out of shag carpet."

"What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison"

"People who criticize the Bible should keep in mind it was My first novel."

"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."

"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"

"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"

"Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window? Because it was too froggy outside."