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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you vaporize a king? A noble gas."
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"How do you explain this gap in your resume? ""I was in jail."" Okay. Sure you weren't working for Trump's campaign? ""Swear to God. Jail."""
"A group of sex toy manufacturers are discussing the success of their products... and they decided that only dildos had really achieved market penetration."
"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."
"Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off."
"My son just said he doesn't like cheese and now I have to interview all the mailmen in my neighborhood"
"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"
"CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut."
"Where can you find a scientist that's into bestiality? In his lab!"