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Joke of the Day

"Whats a similarity between planes and girls? they both have cockpits"

"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."

"Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now Im going back in the morning and ask to continue"

"I attended a festival this weekend with premium pay porta-johns.. They had a special, 2 for the price of 1."

"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."

"What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi"

"INTERVIEWER: According to your resume, you like to ""move it move it."" ME: That's correct. I: It goes on like for... 30 pages. M: And?"

"I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power... Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning."

"Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?"