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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke? RIP post"
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"Coworker: I was named after my grandfather. Me: Of course you were, he was born first."
"Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later."
"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"
"A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud: 'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'"
"Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*."
"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"
"Don't you just hate it when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything."
"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."
"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."