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Joke of the Day

"Netflix: Want to keep watching? Me: Do we really need to do this? Netflix: It's just, it's been 75 hours and I can hear your kids crying."

"I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months. I don't want to interrupt her."

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."

"Judge: I find him... not guilty *Tom Brady breathes a sigh of relief* Cop: *cuffing him* So that's where the air was, huh? We finally gotcha"

"Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ""I am beautiful"", which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""

"Why isn't Edward leaving Russia? ...because he's snowed in."

"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."

"""Time is an arbitrary concept"" is apparently a bad way to explain to your boss why you missed the project deadline"

"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."