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Joke of the Day
"In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device."
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"A little boy says to his dad 'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?' And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'"
"""It's payback time, bitches!"" - What I think every morning now that I wake my kids up."
"Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked."
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."
"I entered a contest to win a set of really nice vegetable knives ...but no dice."
"What's it called if you re-evaluate your butt? In hiney-sight."
"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"Knock knock Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you."
"My life flashed before my eyes... ...Turns out I'm epileptic and died from the seizure."