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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor? David Buoy"
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"Ellie Goulding could really take her relationship to the next level... ... if she married Darth Vader (Don't know if I should be proud, but yes this is OC)"
"One man's trash is another man's treasure... ...is not the best way to tell a kid that he's adopted."
"I farted in a room of hipsters and watched them fight over who heard it first."
"My wife is a sex object. I ask for sex, she objects."
"Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?"
"What's the difference between James Dean and Jimmy Dean? Jimmy Dean is sausage in the skillet, James Dean was hamburger on the road."
"What is the favorite sex position of James Bond? 69 - she **shakes** and he **stirs**."
"To all sluts !! Please regulate your whoremones !!"
"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."