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Joke of the Day
"I walk around with mentos in my ears so everyone thinks I have an iphone 7."
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"A compulsive liar walks into a doctor's office claiming to be constipated... The doctor tells him he's full of shit."
"What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"
"What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation? The Cross Product"
"John: ""My memory is bad..."" George: ""How bad is it?"" John: ""How bad is what?"""
"A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt."
"Date: ""You're very tall! Do you play basketball?"" Me: ""You're very fat. Are you a sumo wrestler?"""
"What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."