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Joke of the Day
"I'm so fat that every time I log on reddit it is under a heavy load :("
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"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."
"What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS? ... Are you positive?"
"How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin? By looking over your shoulder."
"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"
"Handgun owners have a 2% increased rate of suicide. If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020."
"(Sigh) How I miss those good old days... Alas, my good old days of ""morning wood"" have been replaced by ""morning wouldn't."""
"Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit."
"I need a new gimmick. What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards? Would you buy that? Like ""whoa, who's that drifter?!"""
"Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?"