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Joke of the Day
"Jesus walks into a bar... orders a glass of tap water."
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"a boss is like a diaper always on your ass and edventually full of shit"
"Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question... What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?"
"Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen."
"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."
"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver."
"What has 4 wheels and flies? /u/IDrewTheDuckBlue's car. [Credit.] (https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3ez4sp/just_drove_from_california_to_illinois_with_a_fly/)"
"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"
"The worst things in life are free, too."
"How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!"