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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."
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"Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls."
"The disabled vet So my buddy is a disabled vet. It's really sad because he got injured on the job. Turns out he's not very good with animals."
"Women these days.....some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by NIKE."
"I've got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation... so if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves."
"What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !"
"What sound does a bouncing plane make? Boeing boeing boeing"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face."
"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."
"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"