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Joke of the Day

"I swallowed a piece of string yesterday when it came out my other end it was tied in a bow I shit you not!"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !"

"What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land? Reservation reservation reservations."

"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."

"What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo."

"Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!"

"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."

"There are two rules for success: Rule #1. Never reveal everything you know"

"What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat? ""Men, get in the boat!"""

"They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me."