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Joke of the Day
"My wife spiked my dinner with viagra and gave me an epidural. No hard feelings."
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"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!"
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"Have you heard about Betty the cow? She's outstanding in her field."
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"The only reason /r/funny is funny"