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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day."

"Add 5 years onto your age That's how old you'll be in 5 years."

"April is autism awareness month Anyone here aware they have autism"

"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"

"What does Lebron use to high jump? The Flosberry Flop."

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Don't laugh! You would too if you couldn't see or hear."

"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."

"I know it's not safe but our taxi driver keeps falling asleep at every light and it's getting hilarious"