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Joke of the Day

"I just got a haircut, but I'm not sure I like it. When I stood up from the barber's chair, I felt extremely lightheaded."

"Elmer Fudd knew how to deal with a duck face."

"What idiot called it ""the clap"" and not ""dishonorable discharge?"""

"A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran"""

"Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!"

"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."

"TIFU by using disinfectant wipes on my ass. Just joking!"

"Baught a dog from a blacksmith yesterday As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."

"A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."