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Joke of the Day
"What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with? Not Z."
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"How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."
"Did you guys hear the one about the mascara and the lipstick? The relationship was alright, but the make-up sex was amazing."
"Why doesn't that NSA informant just come back to USA? Because he's snowed in."
"Trump isn't the scariest president. That Rushmore guy had four heads..."
"What kind of pants do the Mario Bros wear? [Denim denim denim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmnZgBpYG_4&t=5)"
"An employee texts his boss ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter...?"" (Slightly nsfw) His boss answers ""I don't know."" The employee replies ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""
"What a weekend... apparently gonorrhea is NOT a girl's best friend."
"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"