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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bug that vanishes? A non antity."

"I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake"

"Which is the best side of a banana to eat? The Inside..."

"Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry"

"What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!"

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"

"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"

"You can't buy love, but you can buy a lot of alcohol so just be happy about that."

"My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older"

"*runs into wife on the way to see his mistress* Aww are those flowers for me? -Uh...yeah Is there a card too? *with a mouthful of paper* No"