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Joke of the Day

"Everybody laughed at me when I said I was going to be a standup comedian. They're not laughing now."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"

"Trump Says Immigrants take Jobs Americans Refuse to take. Like being his wife."

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."

"All mushrooms are edible. ...Once."

"It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page."

"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."

"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"

"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"