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Joke of the Day

"So it turns out that my girlfriend has been starring in amateur voyeurism porn videos. Boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out!"

"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."

"How do you keep a homosexual in suspense... ...ill tell you later."

"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."

"Thank you for calling ELVIS Direct Press 1 for the money 2 for the show"

"Who called it ""wearing a monocle"" and not ""putting on a bit of a spectacle?"""

"Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't."

"Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"

"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods"