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Joke of the Day
"What's 3 inches long and pleases all women? A credit card."
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"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""
"A dad asks his son, ""What has four legs but isn't alive?"" The son says,""Nice try dad, a chair!"" ""Not this time son, our dog is dead"""
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!"
"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you trick a bunch of Internet nerds into thinking you are a scumbag reposter?"
"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"
"1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, ""It has to look like an accident."" 4. Walk away."
"Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers? Admission now costs an arm and a leg!"
"What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago"
"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."