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Joke of the Day
"Best gaming joke ever.. ..Riot match making"
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"You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth... ...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette"
"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."
"I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way"
"My kids don't beg for toys and I realized it's because they never get to see commercials Because they're locked in a cage"
"When is the Quran accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."
"Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R."
"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"