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"Best gaming joke ever.. ..Riot match making"

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"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."
"I've been to multiple yard and garage sales, but have never walked away with a plot of land or a place to store my vehicles."
"Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real Me: Yea Dad: There's one more thing Me: Don't say it Dad: Retirement Me: *sobs uncontrollably"
"Why was the baby put in jail? For resisting a rest. ^^^^I'll ^^^^take ^^^^my ^^^^coat"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN-tickles TEN-tickles! I find it funny how most people say eight."
"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"
"Can a match box? No but a tin can. (sorry)"
"I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything."
"What's red and not there? No tomatoes."