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Joke of the Day

"When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA."

"why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops"

"I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?"

"Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips... ...but it's great for their calves."

"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""

"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"

"Why does the Little Mermaid where sea shells? Because she can't fit in B shells!"

"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station on the other side! *bum bum chi*"

"> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn > Delete email account > Sell house, live in woods > Find bottle in river > Has note inside > It's from LinkedIn"

"Dads in horror movies always have the most chill explanations. ""Our son is covered in pentagrams!"" Well maybe he's just allergic to dairy."