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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy in the gym, ahead of me on the Lat pulldown machine, wearing a David Luiz T-Shirt Needless to say, I got past him."

"Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug."

"Survivor would be a cooler show if only one contestant remained alive at the end of the season and that was the prize."

"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"

"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."

"What do gay horses eat? Dick"

"""It's what's on the inside that counts"" I told my ugly daughter As I tried to explain to her how a calculator works. She's also stupid."

"I know a husband and wife who were happy for a very long time and then they met."

"how does a moel make his money? he collects the tips."

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"