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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy in the gym, ahead of me on the Lat pulldown machine, wearing a David Luiz T-Shirt Needless to say, I got past him."

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."

"What is my favorite street sign? Slow children."

"What do you call a white European with a big dick? Hungaryan"

"What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!"

"North Korea's launch code B A"

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"

"If the free sample lady at the grocery store isn't handing out something I want I don't even acknowledge her as a human being."

"Why can't animals take tests? Too many cheetahs!!!!"