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Joke of the Day

"If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read."

"I bought a new boomerang but it sucks, because i cannot throw my old one away."

"What do call a disgraceful Asian Nothing they're not your child anymore"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer accepts a 3.5 in. floppy."

"What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician? The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you."

"Did you know that no matter how much you move a piece of paper, It remains stationary..."

"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"

"What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson? "" I ain't Willie Nelson."""

"What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold? ""I can Nazi."""

"They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."