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Joke of the Day

"Reinventing Yourself http://dryinginside.blogspot.com/2012/10/reinventing-yourself-doesnt-always-work.html"

"Throughout my entire life, there have always been two things I can count on My hands"

"Life is beautiful but I prefer boobs"

"Life without internet is like a house without a bathroom... What are you supposed to do? Go outside n' shit?"

"My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.."

"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."

"You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other? More birds on that side."

"I've heard like seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor it's gonna benign."

"Wanna know the secret to a good marriage? Sleep. Cant do anything wrong while sleeping. Unless you talk in your sleep, then youre dead."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... ...the third ducked."