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Joke of the Day

"Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that's not the whole story so if you see ""charged with battery"" don't buy it!"

"Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season. This is my no-L greeting!"

"You say lasagna. I say spaghetti cake. Because my 3 year old won't eat lasagna."

"I only got one match, but I can make an explosion. And now the government thinks I'm a terrorist."

"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."

"Come on CNN it's not a snow storm. It's Mega-Winterpocalypse Snowmageddon Def Con 4 KillStorm 2011. Get your facts straight."

"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"

"Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"If con is the opposite of pro ... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !"