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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*"
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"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"
"A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk. Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music."
"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."
"My mate got busted stealing a calendar the other day. He got 12 months."
"I saw a magician driving through my neighborhood, and then he turned into a driveway."
"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."
"Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1)Polar bears 2)Penguins . And. . . . 3)Females wear!ng sleeveless & backless in winter parties."
"What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."
"What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'"