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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund? A hot diggity dog."

"Suicide book A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"if she doesn't reciprocate ur first ""i love u"", press ur finger to ur strategically placed bluetooth & say ""oh cool u love me too? nice"""

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""

"What's green and can eat 50 hot dogs in a minute? Kobayoshi."

"I'm having a meeting tomorrow at 5 for people that have trouble ejaculating. If you can't come, just let me know."

"Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors."

"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."

"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"

"My doctor said he couldn't prescribe me with Viagra. No hard feelings."